The big question on everyone’s mind in Hollywood has been…
How could CRANK 2 get more crazy than the original film?
SIMPLE.
GIVE JASON STATHAM A PUPPET HEAD!
(Kudos to the LA Times for running this eye opening photo)
CRANK 2: HIGH VOLTAGE - COMING NOT SOON ENOUGH!
THE DARK KNIGHT BREAKS A TON OF RECORDS
1. LARGEST NUMBER OF OPENING THEATRES.
2. BIGGEST MIDNIGHT PREVIEW GROSS.
3. BIGGEST IMAX MIDNIGHT PREVIEWS.
4. BIGGEST SINGLE-DAY GROSS IN BOX-OFFICE HISTORY.
5. BIGGEST OPENING WEEKEND GROSS IN BOX OFFICE HISTORY.
6. BIGGEST OPENING WEEKEND GROSS FOR AN IMAX RELEASE IN BOX OFFICE HISTORY.
7. BIGGEST OPENING WEEKEND OF 2008.
8. BIGGEST JULY OPENING EVER.
9. HIGHEST GROSSING FILM WITH A CHARACTER NAMED “LUCIUS FOX”.
10. TALLEST AARON ECKHART EVER RECORDED ON FILM (IMAX ONLY RECORD)
11. MOSTEST USE OF THE WORD “GOTHAM” IN A MAJOR MOTION PICTURE.
12. WEIRDEST PEOPLE ON LINE FOR A 3AM FRIDAY MORNING SCREENING.
13. THE ABSOLUTE HIGHEST AMOUNT COIN FLIPS IN A SINGULAR FILM.
14. BESTEST NECK TATTOO EVER SHOWN
15. BESTEST NECK TATTOO EVER SHOWN IN IMAX.
15. BIGGEST AMOUNT OF PLAYING CARDS USED IN A FILM (TIE) w/ KEVIN SPACEY FILM “21”
15.5. LARGEST AMOUNT OF “JOKER” PLAYING CARDS USED IN A FILM
16. HIGHEST NUMBER OF TIME THE SENTENCE “HOLY SHIT! THAT WAS AWESOME” WAS USED BETWEEN FRIENDS IN DESCRIBING THEIR REACTION TO THE FILM.
STEP BROTHERS is AWESOME!
Seriously get your IMAX tickets now and if they refuse to play this film in IMAX break into your local theater, steal the film, bring it to a digital film processing lab, threaten the employees at that lab to blow it up to IMAX size. Next mug a projectionist that works at your local IMAX theater then use his ID to get into the film projection booth where he works and start showing this movie. You’ll be happy you did.
THIS MONTAGE INCLUDES AN EXTENDED VERSION OF THE ALREADY HILARIOUS INTERVIEW SCENE.
A great article celebrating everyone from Alf to Magic Johnson who has attempted trying to host a late night talk show.
My favorite clips are Chevy Chase’s 2 minute long impromtu dance with Goldie Hawn followed by the dead silence of the McEnroe Audience show during a comedy bit.
Check out the awesome artwork of subway artist Poster Boy, here’s just one of his many creations.
“Yummy” (via Poster Boy NYC)
FEIST loves Counting to the Number 4 on Sesame Street.
This reminds me of when Elliott Smith sang a parody version of “Miss Misery” on Mister Roger’s Neighborhood in 1999
I Can’t Wait!!!
